crabmandible:

crabmandible:

crabmandible:

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

OGAHAGSIGf

here is my quick artists rendition.. it was a primal moment

scamp-on-a-lamp:

darkwavepossum:

dannyaviclan:

user: tittie

tumblr:  STOP! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

>resist arrest

kingsshade:

cool-guy-senpai:

I fucking hate that trope in swordfighting where they just push grind the swords together as hard as they can while looking in each others eyes. Just fucking kick the other guy in his nuts! Not like he’s going to notice anyway while he’s staring intently at your beautiful eyes, and noticing your stubble, and damn, those lips look surprisingly rosy, and his golden hair…

theawesomeadventurer:

everyday-younglife:

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

the one time I’m like “this is the one time I dreamed blog” and it isn’t